Apple turnover

With:

* Grand Marnier
* Vanilla extract
* cinnamon
* allspice
* cranberries
* pecans
* whipped cream foam out of a can because sometimes I like slumming it.

Crust made carelessly and quickly by rubbing butter and a tablespoon of lard into low protein sifted flour with a spot of sugar and cinnamon. Cold water, chilled, pressed out, trimmed folded around a pile of filling, 30 minutes in tiny convection oven at 400℉.