Granola

* steel cut oatmeal poured into a bowl
* salt
* brown sugar mixed with melted butter and vegetable oil
* corn syrup
* bag of trail mix
* chopped almonds and broken pecans
* coconut
* vanilla extract
* few tablespoons of whole wheat flour to assist clumpage
* few tablespoons water

Mix until slightly clumpy. Press into a lined pan. Bake at 350℉ for thirty minutes. Cool. Break apart. Photograph. Upload photograph. Tag photograph. Copy address of photograph. Enter blog post. Consume granola. Seek addiction therapy.