Banana paleta

Mark Bittman's recipe:

* 2 bananas

* 1 cup milk

* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

* 1/4 cup sugar

Yield 4-6 popsicles. 

I think I got that right. Apologies if I'm wrong. Hang on.

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Too much milk, not enough banana. 

My experience is organic bananas generally are more flavorful than conventional bananas, but not always. Blended four organic bananas with 1/4 cup milk and 1/4 cup sugar and one teaspoon vanilla. Insufficient volume. Blended two more bananas. Still insufficient volume. Blended one more banana. Still insufficient volume. Come on! Blended one more banana. Still a bit short. Tasted. Too flat. Increased vanilla to two teaspoons. 

My recipe:

8 medium size bananas

1/4 cup milk

1/4 cup sugar

2 teaspoons vanilla

yield: 8 popsicles. 

Conclusion. These are intensely bananafied. They're more banana-y than the frozen bananas on sticks that you can have on the beaches in Mexico, which are very banana-y indeed considering they are straight up bananas, or rather curved up bananas wot bin frooz.

Conclusion: One-dimensional. Bananas, even intensified bananas are a little bit boring. They need help.  Consider cinnamon, roasted pecans, possibly chunks of vanilla wafers (banana pie --childhood favorite), pistachios, a touch of rum if that would work (alcohol tends to prevent freezing), brown sugar instead of white sugar, peanut butter, Graham cracker chunks, coffee, chocolate, coconut, make a proper banana custard or pudding something with egg and then freeze that. Cayenne? Chipotle? Habanero? NO!