Eggs with spiral-cut potato and ham

The Benriner spiral vegetable cutter has two blades. One is a regular blade, like a razor blade, that cuts a continuous spiral like a spiral ham. Here, the central plug is wasted. 

The second blade is like a very sharp comb that shreds the slices as they're cut. Without the comb then the potato would be like a spring or a Slinky toy, which is basically a very long and floppy spring. 

Novelty cut potatoes, kids would like these. They could be crispier.

I put regular dish soap in the dishwasher, just a little, to try to get some labels off the necks of bottles, and the machine flooded soap and water all over the kitchen right at the critical moment when the potatoes were to be plated. That forced me to mop up the floor instead of eat my potatoes. And the soap kept coming out. Stupid innit.