Eggs, bacon, hashed browns

There is a distressing lack of toast and jam, orange juice milk or coffee in this incomplete breakfast. There is no garnish, no orange slice or melon, no strawberry or anything light and untreated, nothing for brightness, pH, or color, nothing just picked washed and eaten. It is about cooking the worst you can do and yet so delicious, so there it is, the worst of the best of the worst.  

The worst elements of the best tasting breakfast among the worst of available world-wide treatments of breakfast. That's my opi onion and I'm sticky with it.