Salad with avocado, radish and sausage

At first it was all... 

And then it was all...

And then it was like...

On top of that it was all like...

And we LOLed all over the place...

Can a sausage be croutons? 

No, it cannot.

Why not?

Because crouton means crust. A crust of bread, and this is not a crust of bread, or any bread for that matter. So this must be a salad with sausage. Chorizo. Green chorizo. 

Well I'm pretending it is croutons. Salad with sausage-croutons. They're crusty.