Pizza, ham, cheese, pineapple, jalapeño

If I could think of a way to improve this, say, with sausage, salami or pepperoni, or with better cheese, or sauce, then I would. 

It pleases women too. 

Yesterday I was talking to an attractive, helpful, enthusiastic girl, a young woman actually. And she was totally into it. "I'd use bacon!" And she's right. Bacon is a very good option. So long as it's the good kind.