Oysters Rockefeller, Scallops Carnegie

Maybe I made up the Carnegie part.

They're similar in that they both have spinach and cream. The scallops have bacon and the oysters have breadcrumbs, Parmigiano cheese and Worcestershire sauce.

The oysters were otaltay astardsbay to open.

I figured it out.

You go for the joint in the back and even if there is no clear opening or line dig around there and be persistent at the spot and steadily annoying, unrelentingly forceful. Finally the oyster gives up and you get the point in. It's a fight. The oyster is fighting for its life and you being a lot bigger will prevail within one minute. Slip in the knife and sever its inductor muscle boom it's dead.

This was enough for two people so I invited myself and ate all of it.

If you would do such a thing as overeat oysters then they will certainly increase your sperm count. Even if you're a woman, so watch out.

The reason for that is because oysters are little sperm machines. I read it in Smithsonian magazine. Or perhaps saw it on t.v. They make clouds of it and fill the bays. That's why there are so many of them and why it's so unpleasant to swim during the season. Then, when you eat them, your body transforms their material to the easiest thing to convert them into. The thing that they're made of becomes you. In large part, but not entirely. Check it out and see for yourself. And if it doesn't work then you'll probably want to see a doctor.