Valentine chipotle chocolate pecans

Sugar-Pie Honeybunch, you know that I looove yooou.  

I can't help myself.

I love you and nobody else.

Buh doo doo doo buh-doo

So I coat you some pecans.

And I make them smoking hot.

And I put them in a chicken.

Because I love you a lot.

And my love is all I got. Lookit, we can do this all night, Baby.

And you are smoking hot.

I said a lot and not a jot.

Like it or not.

Love is pressure pot and never left to rot.

Like a drunken sot.

Tumbling like an ambulant tot. 

Or perhaps mechanically like a robot.

Until we collapse in a cot.

That's how much I looove yooou. 

I love you MOAR hot, Baby!

Would I lie to you?

Would I lie to you, Honey? 

Now would I say something that wasn't true? 

I'm asking you, Sugar,

Would I li~i~i~i~i~i~e to you?