"Yessiree, Daddy-o."
"?"
"I meant to say partner."
"Is this imported?"
"No."
"Is it authentic?"
"I don't think so. No. Yes. No. Yesno. No. They are copying the real thing."
"That doesn't work."
"But they are copying very well."
"They copy the thing but not the technique. They use ingredients from different sources with different taste components from different species. They rush time. They pasteurize the life out of everything, and all of that is fine but the cheese is something else, something other than the thing copied, and they must call it by a different name. But they don't. They are artistic reproductionists which is a word that editor gives a red underline to for some weird reason. They are fakes.
Oh well. Too bad. I'll just have to die of proper cheese deprivation.
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