Bratwurst

Bratwurst frozen solid, 30 minutes in pressure cooker, cooled down the slow way. Ew, Lordy, so tender you could eat twelve, I mean two.

Pineapple and beans also frozen solid, two minutes in microwave.
Isn't this an odd combination? Let me tell you, that basil on top of the pineapple is brilliant. It goes woof in your nose and changes everything.