Meatloaf

A plate of meatloaf and exotic white vegetable arrived hot via Intergalactic Express. 

These plates are prepared for individuals of the highest caliber, achievement, recognition, and refinement, now piss off.

Bonjour. I am, eh, Marcel. 

I am with la  la Résistance Culinaire and our agents have cricked this code. We have hacked this site and provided les éléments de preuve, the evidence, we believe will make this all clear. 

It is a trick.

A trick of the most imaginative sort. We detect a lot of vegetable matter in here, shredded carrot, at least two bell peppers, one red and one green, and also an onion, it's just so bizarre, the whole thing is, additionally there is also a touch of garlic. 

There are spices in there too. We don't know what, we suppose they come from another galaxy, a galaxy for important people. 

We also see eggs, milk, and bread. Everything, it seems, all at once. And now we understand why these things are so expensive and rare. 

They're baked! Who would have thought of that? It takes a truly perverse mind to think of something like that. 

Yet another vegetable smashed to smithereens just to put on top of it. Look at it. Look at all the gelled blood piled up like that. We were all horrified. 

We have no idea what that white stuff is with the black dots. It doesn't match anything in our encyclopedias. We can only imagine it something truly exotic.