Quick, mix cayenne into catsup.
Oh! Already did that. Determined a long time ago to not have regular catsup around. It's all been adapted. The whole thing. A jug. A Sam's Club jug. A Flintstone's jug.
I used to have six I'm Perfect cups. Got them for perfect attendance for a year. They give you cup and then you feel like a schmuck for not taking more time off. You know, work the system. Then one by one my cups were stolen from my office.
By people who were less perfect.
Or really needed a cup.
They took four umbrellas too, over time, they were so careless with other people's things.
They took four umbrellas too, over time, they were so careless with other people's things.
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