Sloppy Joe, Neater Joe



The idea is a hamburger in minced form, a sauce, a meaty bar-b-que sauce. The sandwiches tend to soften and fall apart especially on insubstantial hamburger buns thus sloppy Joes are relegated to the children's table.

But maybe a sloppy Joe could be made a little neater with a layer of cohesive cheese.

It seems to help a bit but not much.

Do you know what? This is offensive. I have a friend named Joe and he is actually quite fastidiously neat and tidy. The whole sandwich nomenclature poses a direct careless smear against innocent people named Joseph. It's enough to make a person named Joe sloppy because their sloppiness is already axiomatic.

Noodles are the exact same thing as bread.

Except totally different. A lot more dense and better.

Bread is also the exact same thing as beer too except totally different but that is irrelevant to a discussion of  sloppy Joe on noodles instead of bread unless you are also having a beer, which in the case of having all three, a sloppy joe on noodles along with, say, garlic bread on the side, and a beer, then that would be tripling the same thing. Except totally different.


The basil is growing out on the terrace. This is 1/1,000 of what is growing out there from a single packet of seeds and this top amounts to a small herb salad here.








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