Target: red building
I encountered a beautiful woman outside tying up her bicycle with a cable. I stepped up my pace to assure that encounter, and I said, "I used to have a bicycle like that."
"What happened to it?"
"Turns out ten speeds was too complicated for me."
"Me too! I only use one speed."
And I was thinking, "My, what an elegant shopper you are."
Inside the store, at length, turns out she was my check out girl and she asked me, "What did you do with that bicycle?"
Score!
I bought quite a lot a groceries at King Soopers and their selection was admirable except for herbs. Everything I thought of took herbs and there wasn't a single package of mint or basil to be found in the whole place.
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