Chicken soup

"Leftovers again!? 

"Yes, Precious, but this chicken soup is different. "

"Wuh?"

"No chickens were harmed for the production of this chicken soup."

"¿"

"This chicken soup is entirely different from the previous chicken soup because I didn't have to bake a bird this time and I didn't have to make a broth. It tastes different because I feel different and my impulses are different so the spice, herb, and salt are different, the vegetables have aged so they are cooked differently, the onion was refrigerated so it changed and tastes different. The noodles are wonton wrappers strips this time which are hardly noodles at all.

Now please, Precious, Apple of My Eye, Light of My Life, shut up and eat your chicken soup."