* 30 seconds to prepare.
* 5 minutes to photograph, determining settings, setting up lighting, changing lenses and such, playing with the camera and equipment.
* 1 minute to wolf down like an unmannered animal.
* 2 seconds to make sure nobody is watching.
* 10 seconds to lick plate.
* 10 minutes transferring photos to laptop, creating files, opening programs, converting to DNG, importing to Photoshop for further conversion to TIFF, resizing, adjusting, fixing, saving and converting again to JPG for internet, closing programs.
* 5 minutes uploading photographs to Flickr, opening programs and browser windows and websites and blog and writing how impossibly delicious and intriguing the combination of sweet/tart/crisp apple with creamy/biting/umami/stinky/salty cheese, copying/pasting html code, addresses and such, checking, closing programs, windows, browser.
1 comment:
Wait. Where's the balsamic?
(Probably work better on apples and blue cheese than on cornflakes or ice cream. Gah!)
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