egg, beans, tomato breakfast

Featuring the highly anticipated and very rare and lucky double-yolk egg, an exceedingly fortunate H2 offspring from two H1 Siamese twin chickens, one of them a unibody chicken with two heads. Had the chick from this egg survived as a conjoined chicken and grown and proven viable and be female and mated with another similar H2 offspring, then her eggs would be reliably four-yolked eggs with somewhat bizarre qualities having to do with hormone balance and appropriate only for emperors. There are no emperors anymore so such an impossible conflict cannot occur and for this reason all further H2 double-chicken double-yolk egg experiments are presently closed. <--- Contains no less than 1% truth.

1 comment:

Hazy Dave said...

That'll cost you 9 pounds at the Holiday Inn in Ipswich.

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