Wrapped and left to deteriorate.
Returned twenty minutes later and still dry but now evenly pliable and no longer crumbly.
My body wants salt and butter so that's what I gave it. Lots of salt and lots of butter. Good butter too. Except it's got no salt. So, double the salt to compensate this shortcoming.
My lips are buttery.
Come over here and kiss me. Feel how buttery my lips are. This is the best chapstick ever.
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